OK, this is too good to be true, so I have to share it. Thanks, darrelalexander06799583 (were there already 06799582 darrelalexanders out there?)

This just makes me mad. You'd think there would be one forum, just ONE, on the entire Internet, that would be spam-free.

='Brand New News Fr0m The Timber Industry!!'=

========Latest Profile==========
Energy & Asset Technology, Inc. (EGTY)
Current Price $0.10
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Please read the following Announcement in its Entierty and
Consider the Possibilities�
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Because, EGTY has secured the global rights to market
genetically enhanced fast growing, hard-wood trees!

EGTY trading volume is beginning to surge with landslide Announcement.
The value of this Stoc,k appears poised for growth! This one will not
remain on the ground floor for long.

KEEP READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"BREAKING NEWS"
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-Energy and Asset Technology, Inc. (EGTY) owns a global license to market
the genetically enhanced Global Cedar growth trees, with plans to
REVOLUTIONIZE the forest-timber industry.

These newly enhanced Globa| Cedar trees require only 9-12 years of growth
before they can be harvested for lumber, whereas worldwide growth time for
lumber is 30-50 years.

Other than growing at an astonishing rate, the Global Cedar has a number
of other benefits. Its natural elements make it resistant to termites, and
the lack of oils and sap found in the wood make it resistant to forest fire,
ensuring higher returns on investments.
T
he wood is very lightweight and strong, lighter than Poplar and over twice
as strong as Balsa, which makes it great for construction. It also has
the unique ability to regrow itself from the stump, minimizing the land and
time to replant and develop new root systems.

Based on current resources and agreements, EGTY projects revenues of $140
Million with an approximate profit margin of 40% for each 9-year cycle. With
anticipated growth, EGTY is expected to challenge Deltic Timber Corp. during
its initial 9-year cycle.

Deltic Timber Corp. currently trades at over $38.00 a share with about $153
Million in revenues. As the reputation and demand for the Global Cedar tree
continues to grow around the world EGTY believes additional multi-million
dollar agreements will be forthcoming. The Global Cedar nursery has produced
about 100,000 infant plants and is developing a production growth target of
250,000 infant plants per month.

Energy and Asset Technology is currently in negotiations with land and business
owners in New Zealand, Greece and Malaysia regarding the purchase of their popular
and profitable fast growing infant tree plants. Inquiries from the governments of
Brazil and Ecuador are also being evaluated.

Conclusion:

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Now! And Please Watch This One Trade!!


GO EGTY!


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Whoah

I'm looking at this on a different computer, and the text is huge and red. Is it like that on anyone else's?

Weird Dream

I had a really weird dream last night. Maybe it was the pepperoni pizza from Godfather's. Anyway, for the uninitiated (as in not huge Star Wars geeks) Admiral Ackbar is the fishy-looking guy in Return of the Jedi who makes the astute observation that the Empire had set up the rebels for a trap. Here he is in one of the outtakes for that film:

He's a real funny guy.
Anyway, in my dream last night I was at some kind of dinner, and he was no longer Admiral Ackbar, but Reverend Ackbar, and he led the prayer before the meal. Weird. And everyone was talking through his prayer, which pissed me off so I yelled at everyone to shut up . . . in the middle of the prayer. So then everyone was mad at me for interrupting the prayer. All was well, though, because the good pastor came up to me and said he appreciated the sentiment.

New Banner

Obviously, I am using a new banner across the top of the page instead of simple text in a box. This was purely to make my blog look a little different. That's it. No special reason except that I was probably bored. Other notes:
I have no problem with traffic cops. I think it's a good thing, especially in my neighborhood. See the comments to that post.
Um . . . I guess that should have been "other note."
Oh yeah, we got Russell a bad-ass new collar. It's black leather with metal studs. We also got him a new tag, although I could not convince Laura to go with the black bone-shaped tag with red and yellow flames around the edges. Seriously, how is he supposed to strike terror into the squirrels of the world with a plain silver tag?