tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post112621148569458355..comments2023-09-21T03:28:35.308-05:00Comments on Full Metal Attorney: Joke for Law-Type Peoples OnlyFull Metal Attorneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1126276572450312512005-09-09T09:36:00.000-05:002005-09-09T09:36:00.000-05:00Wow!You're on a roll this week!"On the other hand....Wow!<BR/><BR/>You're on a roll this week!<BR/><BR/>"On the other hand..." HA!<BR/><BR/>But seriously, I would say that the "consortium" would probably be wrapped up in the enjoyment claim...I doubt any plaintiff wants these type of giggles from the judge or jury...Plus, everyone would know/think about the possible uses of a dominant hand and apply them to damages...Moisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00297659105039994311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1126275447755490632005-09-09T09:17:00.000-05:002005-09-09T09:17:00.000-05:00Loss of enjoyment is kind of a generalized claim f...Loss of enjoyment is kind of a generalized claim for damages to your own body. Loss of consortium, on the other hand, is usually reserved to a surviving spouse, and is traditionally meant to compensate for the husband's loss of his wife's [sexual] services.<BR/><BR/>So the joke is, that he lost the "services" of his right hand.<BR/><BR/>. . .<BR/><BR/>If you still don't get it, it's a Full Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.com