tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post112981869632262179..comments2023-09-21T03:28:35.308-05:00Comments on Full Metal Attorney: A Little Low-Brow Humor: Men’s Restroom Etiquette QuizFull Metal Attorneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-82284523982089308872007-09-11T13:23:00.000-05:002007-09-11T13:23:00.000-05:00It's all about variables. A user's stance is impor...It's all about variables. A user's stance is important in your choice of whether or not to select an adjacent urinal. Certainly, stage is important, maybe more important. But experience shows that, once in a while, UserA has his right leg intruding in the vertical space of Urinal B, making it awkward for emergency User B to stand comfortably and forcing User B to move to his (or her) right, Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-55823993672418769772007-01-31T09:10:00.000-06:002007-01-31T09:10:00.000-06:00Was that supposed to be a joke?Was that supposed to be a joke?Full Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-22464487464061406882007-01-29T11:25:00.000-06:002007-01-29T11:25:00.000-06:00Wow you are anal. Your mom wiped yer arse a few to...Wow you are anal. Your mom wiped yer arse a few too many times. Get a life. <br /><br />Lawyers are freaksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1130160827109039592005-10-24T08:33:00.000-05:002005-10-24T08:33:00.000-05:00I had that once. I didn't even try to look it up, ...I had that once. I didn't even try to look it up, but maybe I should.Full Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1130039060370006702005-10-22T22:44:00.000-05:002005-10-22T22:44:00.000-05:00Was it you or your bro that had the nifty flash ga...Was it you or your bro that had the nifty flash game with the bathroom quiz? That was great.adaminaustraliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05044788916369059236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129915264762571152005-10-21T12:21:00.000-05:002005-10-21T12:21:00.000-05:00N to the 0 power . . . isn't that always 1? It's b...N to the 0 power . . . isn't that always 1? It's been over five years since I've had a math class. <BR/>As to your second point, I suppose you pick a toilet. They're more private, so you don't need to worry about priorities, buffer space, etc.Full Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129903708697991332005-10-21T09:08:00.000-05:002005-10-21T09:08:00.000-05:00Good points, everyone. I was actually afraid every...Good points, everyone. I was actually afraid everyone would just groan when they saw this post and end up not reading it.<BR/><BR/>Mr K: I think that might be acceptable in many parts of the country. <BR/><BR/>Moise: I think you may have a point there, but that's more for the higher theorists in their porcelain towers, not really for the real world. I would like to point out that I think ImmanuelFull Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129850240238934402005-10-20T18:17:00.000-05:002005-10-20T18:17:00.000-05:00One issue I don't think you've touched on is the "...One issue I don't think you've touched on is the "timing" aspect of urinal choice. <BR/><BR/>For instance: <BR/><BR/>A B C D E<BR/>X 0 X 0 X<BR/><BR/>One must examine the pissers in order to surmize what stage of urination those pissers are in. <BR/><BR/>There are Six Stages to the average urinal experience:<BR/>1) Unzip<BR/>2) Adjustment<BR/>3) Rexalation and release<BR/>4) Jiggle<BR/>5)Moisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00297659105039994311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129844918595331762005-10-20T16:48:00.000-05:002005-10-20T16:48:00.000-05:00You know, I think dividers allow option B. I think...You know, I think dividers allow option B. I think in that case there is enough for one to be able to use it. But only if the toilets are taken, of course.Mr Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158562661305595169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129836448678625952005-10-20T14:27:00.000-05:002005-10-20T14:27:00.000-05:00Good point Copernicus! I can't believe I missed th...Good point Copernicus! I can't believe I missed that one. It's an example of a situation in which two laws conflict, and you must choose which one takes priority. I think the choice between C and E in that situation is up to you, but there may also be rules involving which one is closer to the door (I'm not clear on this--someone should write their doctoral thesis on the subject).Full Metal Attorneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818204892818121018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13079355.post-1129821086049072332005-10-20T10:11:00.000-05:002005-10-20T10:11:00.000-05:00lol funny! :) and i'll have you know i got every q...lol funny! :) and i'll have you know i got every question right... *wink wink*<BR/>i totally think like a dude! hee hee BUT im glad that us females don't have to think about such things, hell we'll go together! <BR/><BR/>can i add one thing though... WHILE TAKIN A DOODIE... please use your manners and do a courtesy flush for all by standers or sitters! ha ha thanks :)<BR/>A~~Mandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13635141738977497925noreply@blogger.com