1. Everything to 11
Everything about metal is turned to 11. That's the most important feature. They don't settle for heavy--they gave us Electric Wizard. They don't settle for brutal--they gave us Suffocation. They don't settle for fast--they gave us Napalm Death. They don't settle for slow either--so they gave us Evoken. Nothing is ever half-assed. If you're not going to go to 11, then why go at all?2. Intense, Raw Emotion
Metal has intensity unmatched by any other genre. Yes, I will agree that punk has intensity, but intense punk only deals with one kind of anger. Metal deals in so many shades of all the most intense emotions: rage, despair, hate, fear. From the terminal depression of My Dying Bride to the all-consuming rage of classic Slayer, it's out there.3. It's Heavy
Nothing can top that physical sensation you get when you listen to some really heavy music.4. Shivers Down My Spine
I had a friend in high school who told me he knew a song was great if it sent shivers down his spine. (I'm certain he was talking about something off Metallica's first four albums.) I like that feeling, and no other genre of music does it for me. The song that does it for me more than any other is "To Live Is to Die". There are several moments, but if you want only the best one, start at 5:53, and prepare yourself for the part at 6:20.5. It's Challenging
I prefer music that's challenging. If music was supposed to be pretty and easy to listen to, everyone would go around listening to lullabies. Metal has some of the most challenging music, music that forces you to pay attention and unravel something that's different from anything you've ever heard before. Meshuggah, Ephel Duath, Portal, and Ulcerate will all blow your mind.6. Escapism
Since I was a young Star Wars fan, and up through reading The Lord of the Rings in law school, and all the time in between, I've preferred science fiction and fantasy. Escapism is an important part of metal. Whether you listen to the lyrics or not, Amon Amarth sounds like Vikings going to war. Escaping ordinary life goes hand-in-hand with turning everything to 11, because real life is boring:Fantasy is awesome:
(Thanks to That's Not Metal for inspiring the comparison between real life and fantasy.)
With fantasy, you can deal with questions of good and evil, in a large context. These are big issues, not petty concerns. I don't care about petty things.
7. Villains
A better villain makes a better movie, because heroes are all the same, according to Roger Ebert. I think he's right. Heroes are pretty boring. I like villains in my movies, and I like villains in my music. Much of metal sounds villainous. A recent favorite is Triptykon.That's just part of the story. Why do you like metal?
8. It's technical and demanding music. Almost all metal has a very high level of musicianship. Not just the guitars, also bass, drums etc. The only other genre I can think off on the same level is jazz and that scores pretty low in all the other categories :-)
ReplyDeleteListening to metal is the auditory equivalent of scratching yourself: it's not soft or smooth or attractive, instead it's rough and abrasive, but when you've got an itch there's nothing in the world as satisfying as a good scratch.
ReplyDeleteMaxR: Unless you're Venom. It's not necessarily the same type of musicianship as jazz. A lot of it's about getting the most out of each note--the way you play, rather than the notes that are played.
ReplyDeletePatrick: That's brilliant. I love it.
Why thank you. It just came to me... I think I'll put it on a bumper sticker.
ReplyDeleteThis was really fun to read, nicely done.
ReplyDeleteYour explanation is amazing.
ReplyDeleteLife for metal.
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