1. Everything to 11
Everything about metal is turned to 11. That's the most important feature. They don't settle for heavy--they gave us Electric Wizard2. Intense, Raw Emotion
Metal has intensity unmatched by any other genre. Yes, I will agree that punk has intensity, but intense punk only deals with one kind of anger. Metal deals in so many shades of all the most intense emotions: rage, despair, hate, fear. From the terminal depression of My Dying Bride3. It's Heavy
Nothing can top that physical sensation you get when you listen to some really heavy music.4. Shivers Down My Spine
I had a friend in high school who told me he knew a song was great if it sent shivers down his spine. (I'm certain he was talking about something off Metallica's5. It's Challenging
I prefer music that's challenging. If music was supposed to be pretty and easy to listen to, everyone would go around listening to lullabies. Metal has some of the most challenging music, music that forces you to pay attention and unravel something that's different from anything you've ever heard before. Meshuggah6. Escapism
Since I was a young Star WarsFantasy is awesome:
(Thanks to That's Not Metal for inspiring the comparison between real life and fantasy.)
With fantasy, you can deal with questions of good and evil, in a large context. These are big issues, not petty concerns. I don't care about petty things.
7. Villains
A better villain makes a better movie, because heroes are all the same, according to Roger Ebert. I think he's right. Heroes are pretty boring. I like villains in my movies, and I like villains in my music. Much of metal sounds villainous. A recent favorite is TriptykonThat's just part of the story. Why do you like metal?
8. It's technical and demanding music. Almost all metal has a very high level of musicianship. Not just the guitars, also bass, drums etc. The only other genre I can think off on the same level is jazz and that scores pretty low in all the other categories :-)
ReplyDeleteListening to metal is the auditory equivalent of scratching yourself: it's not soft or smooth or attractive, instead it's rough and abrasive, but when you've got an itch there's nothing in the world as satisfying as a good scratch.
ReplyDeleteMaxR: Unless you're Venom. It's not necessarily the same type of musicianship as jazz. A lot of it's about getting the most out of each note--the way you play, rather than the notes that are played.
ReplyDeletePatrick: That's brilliant. I love it.
Why thank you. It just came to me... I think I'll put it on a bumper sticker.
ReplyDeleteThis was really fun to read, nicely done.
ReplyDeleteYour explanation is amazing.
ReplyDeleteLife for metal.
Gojko