Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Constitutional Amendment

§ 1. The Electoral College is hereby abolished.
§ 2. A Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament shall be held in each state. The winner of each state’s tournament shall move on to an Ultimate Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament to be held in Washington, D.C. The incumbent, if he has served only one term, shall, at his option, have a by to the final table.
§ 3. The winner of the Ultimate Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament shall become President of the United States. Second place shall become Vice President of the United States. The remaining places shall have reserved for them a seat in the President’s cabinet.
§ 4. Each State shall determine the details (buy-in, blinds, etc.) of its own Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament, provided they do not discriminate on the basis of race or sex, and all candidates meet the eligibility requirements of Article II, Section 1 of the United States Constitution. The Congress of the United States shall determine the details of the Ultimate Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament, provided they do not discriminate on the basis of race or sex, and that candidates from all States are treated equally.

Proposed by Senator Hoffart, Ninja Party--Nebraska, November 8, 2018.

3 comments:

  1. I just want to hear the Supreme Court talking about the Texas Hold 'Em Tournament Clause.

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  2. Heh. I think thats a plan with no drawbacks. NONE!

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  3. I'm diggin'it.

    Also, I keep thinking about this great name for a metal band. Probably would've fit better about twenty years ago, but maybe now wld. work, too. Here it is,

    "Beyond Recognition".

    You're smiling; I knew you'd like it.

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