Holy Crap

A man killed an intruder at home. Normally this wouldn't be big news. But the identity of the intruder can make it news.

For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Found it here. That's right. The guy killed a deer with his bare hands. My guess is, the guy looks something like this:

He also probably fights animated statues, Lachupacabra, hordes of ninja, and other nasty things with nothing but his kinfe.