Jihad, 9-year-old with a gun, legal sex with 13-year-olds, and no more sines

I'm sure not many people would agree with me, but I think this is a heart-warming tale about a 9-year-old girl.
"Dad," Samantha said with bravado, "I got a gun."

"The Sri Lankan Cabinet has decided to reduce the age of consent for sexual encounters from 16 to 13 years." Read about it.

Beer 101

"Now there is a better way. Once you learn the five main rules of rational trigonometry and how to simply apply them, you realise that classical trigonometry represents a misunderstanding of geometry."
A professor got rid of sines, cosines, tangents, and all that other crap. He's right about one thing for sure: I have forgotten everything about trigonometry.

"A team of U.S. scientists has found the emotionally impaired are more willing to gamble for high stakes and that people with brain damage may make good financial decisions, the Times newspaper reported on Monday."
Read it here.

Apparently the Arabic symbol for "Allah" looks like an ice cream cone. Jihad against BK!