Burglar smeared chocolate frosting all over his victim. Apparently they had met a few hours before. It sounds to me like a jilted lover claiming that the guy broke into his house, but whatever.
In a completely unrelated story, if you're naked and homeless, and you douse yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire, rest assured people will probably douse the flames for you.
In other news, this has been a great news day.
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