Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Blood Freak: Mindscraper (2011)
Monday, June 27, 2011
The 10 Most Metal Classical Compositions
Top 10 List

Apart from the age differences, they were virtually identical . . . . Both were more creative than other people, both were not terribly outgoing and they were also quite at ease. . . . There's also a sense of theatre which is common with both groups.Given all that, we should be able to find even more common ground. So, here are the ten most metal classical compositions. Some you may already know, but unless you studied classical music there should be something new in here for you.
10: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: "Requiem Mass in D Minor" (1791)
Mozart
Friday, June 24, 2011
Exhumed: Leviathan
Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering.
LeviathanWednesday, June 22, 2011
My Fitness Regimen
The first of these pictures is before I started lifting weights. The second is after about a year of work.
Pretty drastic difference, right?
Metal and fitness have a strange relationship. On the one hand, you have the stereotypical black metal folks, who are either really skinny wimps or big fat wimps. But on the other, you have meatheads who jam out to thrash and groove metal while pumping iron. Most metalheads fall somewhere in between. But I, like Cosmo Lee, view metal and exercise as two different methods of self-improvement.
Let me preface this by saying I am no expert. I would defer any questions of expertise to my brother-in-law, who not only has a PhD in exercise science, but can also dead lift more than 700 pounds. He's a beast. But I have had results, and I think maybe you can learn something from them.
I initially began lifting weights at home when I was in junior high (the same time I began listening to metal), and continued through my freshman year of high school. I stopped again until my junior year of college, when I started lifting daily and eating a lot. I went from a skinny 135 pound kid (at left) to the weight that I am today, 175--which has remained consistent ever since. My bench press was 165.
I lost a lot of strength after that, and put on somewhat of a gut (though no one would have called me fat), and for several years I did almost zero exercise. But then September 2009 I started lifting weights again.
Initially I went to a gym, but got fed up with it. For a year now, I have been working out at home using PowerBlocks
. In addition to a small bench that I can fold up and put in a closet, I started out with the U-90 Stage I set (up to 50 pounds in 2.5 pound increments). Since then I've moved up to the U-90 Stage II (up to 90 pounds). I can't recommend it enough. Yes, it seems expensive, but it saves a great deal compared to buying free weights to reach all the increments offered. It's also much easier to change weights, and I put the whole setup in our furnace room.
My workouts have actually gotten more intense and fruitful since I started working out at home, although not everyone will have that experience. (Recently I had the chance to test out my bench press with an actual barbell, and I maxed out at 205 pounds.) I work out 4 or 5 nights out of every week. Here are the routines I do regularly. I do at least 3 sets of everything, and try to choose weights that will allow me to do at least 10 reps per set.
Night 1 (focus on chest and arms)
Bench press
Bicep curls
Incline press
Kick backs
Wrist curl*
*the wrist curl has been replaced by a piece of custom equipment
Night 2 (focus on back and shoulders)
Dumbell rows
An exercise I can't find a name for. I start with the dumbells resting on my knees, with knees slightly bent, and stand up, raising the weights to a point parallel to my head.
Bent-back flies
Lateral raise
Front shoulder raise
Flat flies (I really should move this up to night 1)
Shrugs
Night 3 (focus on legs and abs)
Dead lift
Lunge
Reverse lunge
Step-ups**
Standing calf raise**
Sit-ups (sometimes these get moved to night 4)
**I have custom pieces of equipment for this, although I'm sure you can find it in a fitness store as well.
Night 4
Now, the first three nights' exercises I do every single week. For the additional night(s), I try to do something different. For that purpose, I have gotten a door gym
for pull ups as well as a kettleblock handle for my PowerBlocks. I throw in some body weight exercise, like crunches, sit-ups, and push-ups, or isometric exercises. (Try holding 40 pounds above your head for two minutes and you'll know what an isometric exercise is.)
Here's just one more before/after pic to indulge my vanity.
I thought I should cover supplements as well. My brother-in-law seems to think that for most people who do normal workouts, supplements are unnecessary and don't really do any good. I still drink a whey protein shake after some of my workouts (especially night 3 above), and when I do it makes me feel good. On the other hand, I eat a lot of meat anyway, so I probably don't need the extra protein.
What are your thoughts on metal and fitness? Do you have a routine that works for you, or any tips?
Pretty drastic difference, right?
Metal and fitness have a strange relationship. On the one hand, you have the stereotypical black metal folks, who are either really skinny wimps or big fat wimps. But on the other, you have meatheads who jam out to thrash and groove metal while pumping iron. Most metalheads fall somewhere in between. But I, like Cosmo Lee, view metal and exercise as two different methods of self-improvement.
Let me preface this by saying I am no expert. I would defer any questions of expertise to my brother-in-law, who not only has a PhD in exercise science, but can also dead lift more than 700 pounds. He's a beast. But I have had results, and I think maybe you can learn something from them.
I initially began lifting weights at home when I was in junior high (the same time I began listening to metal), and continued through my freshman year of high school. I stopped again until my junior year of college, when I started lifting daily and eating a lot. I went from a skinny 135 pound kid (at left) to the weight that I am today, 175--which has remained consistent ever since. My bench press was 165.
I lost a lot of strength after that, and put on somewhat of a gut (though no one would have called me fat), and for several years I did almost zero exercise. But then September 2009 I started lifting weights again.
Initially I went to a gym, but got fed up with it. For a year now, I have been working out at home using PowerBlocks
My workouts have actually gotten more intense and fruitful since I started working out at home, although not everyone will have that experience. (Recently I had the chance to test out my bench press with an actual barbell, and I maxed out at 205 pounds.) I work out 4 or 5 nights out of every week. Here are the routines I do regularly. I do at least 3 sets of everything, and try to choose weights that will allow me to do at least 10 reps per set.
Night 1 (focus on chest and arms)
Bench press
Bicep curls
Incline press
Kick backs
Wrist curl*
*the wrist curl has been replaced by a piece of custom equipment
Night 2 (focus on back and shoulders)
Dumbell rows
An exercise I can't find a name for. I start with the dumbells resting on my knees, with knees slightly bent, and stand up, raising the weights to a point parallel to my head.
Bent-back flies
Lateral raise
Front shoulder raise
Flat flies (I really should move this up to night 1)
Shrugs
Night 3 (focus on legs and abs)
Dead lift
Lunge
Reverse lunge
Step-ups**
Standing calf raise**
Sit-ups (sometimes these get moved to night 4)
**I have custom pieces of equipment for this, although I'm sure you can find it in a fitness store as well.
Night 4
Now, the first three nights' exercises I do every single week. For the additional night(s), I try to do something different. For that purpose, I have gotten a door gym
Here's just one more before/after pic to indulge my vanity.
I thought I should cover supplements as well. My brother-in-law seems to think that for most people who do normal workouts, supplements are unnecessary and don't really do any good. I still drink a whey protein shake after some of my workouts (especially night 3 above), and when I do it makes me feel good. On the other hand, I eat a lot of meat anyway, so I probably don't need the extra protein.
What are your thoughts on metal and fitness? Do you have a routine that works for you, or any tips?
Monday, June 20, 2011
Metal Briefs: 1980's Death Metal
I've already covered the areas of early doom metal and First Wave black metal in the metal briefs series, but I have yet to address the first days of death. Old-school death metal has been the subject of a great deal of interest lately, as people are trying to figure out how to marry evil atmosphere with excellent songwriting, an art that has allegedly been lost to time.
Possessed: Seven Churches (1985)

Florida is usually cited as the birthplace of death metal. But California's Possessed
is equally acknowledged as the first death metal band, as well as the namesake of the genre by their demo Death Metal (1984) and the song "Death Metal", off their debut Seven Churches
. To be fair, they would have been dismissed as merely a very dark thrash metal band had the genre not expanded. Seven Churches sounds, essentially, like a thrash band who listened to a whole lot of Venom
. Or, maybe like Venom if they knew how to play their instruments, but didn't write songs quite as well. There is a lot of technicality on the album, including some extended shred sessions and weird jumps in rhythm. The album is ultimately more interesting for historical purposes than any intrinsic merit. The drumming is quite dull, and a couple of the songs are disposable, but all in all there are several very good songs here. I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars.
Possessed: Seven Churches (1985)
Friday, June 17, 2011
Exhumed: Dust
Ash to Ash
DustWednesday, June 15, 2011
Twins Scheduled to Arrive

(Of course, they could already be here, and I didn't have a chance to update the blog. I'll let you know as soon as I can.)
As you can imagine, this will keep me very busy for a while. But not to worry, I've been hard at work for the past few months ensuring that I have posts scheduled regularly over the course of the first month. The content may be a bit different from what you're used to, but maybe that will be a bonus. On the downside, I may or may not have a chance to respond to your comments or to keep up on the blogs I usually read.
After the first month, I should be back at work, where I do most of my listening and much of my writing (the latter during breaks, of course). So things should get back to normal on the blog, more or less.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The 10 Greatest Metal Vocalists of All Time
Top 10 List
Metal vocals are a strange beast. In one sense, it can be the least important part of the equation, since the focus is really on the guitars and the drums, and the bass is there to keep it heavy even if it's not always noticed in the mix. Plenty of bands have achieved greatness without good vocalists--Electric WizardOn the other hand, they can make or break a band. Just about anyone can name a band that they would like if they had a different vocalist. Rush
I tried to judge these based solely on vocals in studio output. I haven't heard enough live albums or seen enough shows to go by stage presence or ability to reproduce their sound in a live setting; however, charisma is inseparable from the performance. I also tried to ignore their influence on subsequent acts or their other abilities (e.g., songwriting or guitar playing). Lyrics played no role in my choices. The most points go to those with a distinctive style over any kind of technical proficiency, but both are important. Without further ado . . .
10: Glenn Danzig
(Danzig
Try to ignore the fact that the guy has a childish personality and no one can get along with the bastard: Glenn Danzig can sing. He began in punk, but went into heavy metal, industrial metal, alt-metal, and back to heavy metal. He earned the nickname "Evil Elvis" for his unmistakable, swagger-filled delivery that combines Elvis and Jim Morrison.
9: Tarja Turunen
(Nightwish
Yeah, yeah, say what you want. Cry "false" or put her down for capitalizing on her looks, but she has pipes to go with the cans. She fronted the gothic symphonic metal band Nightwish and, under her soaring operatic vocals, the band became such a success that they spawned dozens (if not hundreds) of completely disposable copycats. And when she left the band, they became as disposable as the rest.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Shining (Swe): VII: Född Förlorare (2011)
Review
I picked up the Swedish band ShiningFriday, June 10, 2011
Atlas of Metal: Argentina
Argentina is the first country in this series to have a significant metal scene: over 1200 bands are listed on Metal Archives. Before working on this, I don't think I've ever heard any Argentine metal, and can't name a famous one. And I obviously can't listen to that many bands, so I'm just going to pick a few to highlight.
V8 was formed in 1979, and is one of the most significant bands in the country's early metal scene. It sounds like pretty standard heavy metal, but with Spanish lyrics. The vocals are probably going to keep these guys off any list of the best metal bands of the era, though.
V8 was formed in 1979, and is one of the most significant bands in the country's early metal scene. It sounds like pretty standard heavy metal, but with Spanish lyrics. The vocals are probably going to keep these guys off any list of the best metal bands of the era, though.
Atlas of Metal: Antigua and Barbuda
I can find no evidence of a metal band in Antigua and Barbuda. (The band Antigua y Barbuda is from Spain, and has no apparent connection to the tiny Caribbean nation.) So, the country is the first inductee in the Atlas of Metal Hall of Shame.
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Krallice: Diotima (2011)
Review
KralliceOf course, there is the inevitable criticism levelled against music that's challenging, high-brow, artsy, or whatever you want to call it. They say it's pretentious. And there is the oft-heard refrain, "If you like Krallice, then why don't you like Liturgy
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Boris: Attention Please (2011)
Review
Yes, more Japanese music featuring a girl. Released right around the same time. Weird.Ah, Boris
So, why not do a pop album?
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Gallhammer: The End (2011)
Review
My first encounter with Japanese all-girl black/doom two-piece Gallhammer
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