Monday, August 07, 2006

Interesting Tidbits

Right now the blog averages about 90 hits a day. If this rate remains constant, I will receive my 1 millionth visitor in the year 2036. I'll be taking bets on which day of the week it will be on, and giving 5:1 odds. (Not really, but that would be a pretty sweet deal for me.)

Today I'm drinking coffee out of a mug my wife got from the makers of Risperdal (risperidone), an anti-psychotic medication generally given to schizophrenics. I loved their greatest hits album that she brought home a few weeks ago, a CD that simulates auditory hallucinations. To me it wasn't so much the things that the hallucinations said (heck, they weren't half as bad as my own hallucinations) but rather the fact that they never shut up. My imaginary friends only tell me something when they have something to say.

What this image tells me is that out of every 100 visits I get, 50 of them are people searching for my top 100 metal songs. Wow. I had no idea it would be that popular, and that's why I'm planning to do it over again.

If you go to Google and search for "top 100 metal songs" in quotes, I'm the first result. If you do it without quotes, I'm the 4th.

I'm wearing a badass fedora today. I'm lookin' good.

In the last few months, the number of people finding the site who were searching for child pornography has dramatically decresed.

Other popular posts, even after all this time:
Men's restroom ettiquette
Wasp sting
Sexy coffins

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