Tuesday, September 06, 2005


I read this over on Penny Arcade:
If we should run into trouble with Paypal, please believe that our lawyer is on speed dial. I attended a case litigated by the man just over a year ago, and I won't keep you in suspense: his strong jaws closed around the defendant's neck, and after a few moments of violent shaking to insure compliance he dragged the fucker into a tree like a savannah cat.
The Full Metal Attorney, similarly, raises objections with a katana, shakes the blood from the hi and sheathes it in one smooth motion. "Hearsay, your honor." Not as savage, but just as cool.

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