Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Piranhas getting married to multiple geriatrics

"You can't get married if you're already married." This story is very interesting to us legal-types. A man was being prosecuted for bigamy, but his lawyer pointed out that because the additional marriages aren't legal, then they aren't marriages, and so he can't be convicted of bigamy. It's kind of a circular argument, but I think you get the drift of it. I find it quite amusing.

The Filipino consignee faces charges of illegally importing live piranhas, punishable by up to eight years in prison and a fine, quarantine chief Felipe Santamaria said.
How was your day at work, honey? Oh, it was alright. I got bit by a piranha, but otherwise nothing exciting.

A group of women mostly older 50 posed nude for a calendar to raise funds for a children's cancer hospital, including lawyers, psychologists and a few men from the aid group "Cheerleaders for Good."
Maybe they got the idea from Northeastern State University.

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