Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Mormon film or gay porn? You decide

Two Utah families say instead of a family film about a religious boy band, the DVD's they bought at bookstores owned by the Mormon church contained the unrated movie, "Adored: Diary of a Porn Star."
This one writes itself.

"The dog is fine, the ring is fine and I don't take the ring off my finger now," Wiesner said. "No matter what, it doesn't come off."
That's what I would say, too, about a ring that just got pulled out of a dog's ass. It's like on TV where a "hot guy" touches a girl's hand and she swears to never wash it again.

A substitute teacher in Lake County, Fla., was terminated and banned from teaching in the county after he ripped out a student's insulin pump during class apparently thinking it was a ringing cell phone, according to a Local 6 News report.
I feel sorry for the guy. How was he supposed to know? And I think that, although it may not be perfectly reasonable, it's definitely understandable that a ringing cell phone would piss off a high school teacher. Anyway, he got fired.

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