Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Oh yeah . . . happy Valentine's.

Did you know? The tradition of giving valentines to people originated with St. Valentine, who would rip the hearts from the wicked with his bare hands and give them to poor children to eat.


  1. Just in case you couldn't tell, I completely made that up.

  2. You're not supposed to TELL people that! How are you going to get on Oprah if you keep admitting to making stuff up??

  3. And how am I supposed to get executed if I don't just start killing people?

    You see the parallel?